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2 - Input Line 6 guitar amp right knee replacement kit. |
Right and left condenser mic elbow joint replacements |
| Right and left ankles replaced with wooden pirate cosmisis pegs. | Right hand fingertips replaced with an assortment of guitar pics. |
| Finger joints replaced with stainless steel springs. | Left hand fingertips covered with cork hammers. |
| Right and left ear plug monitors with the wires attached at the earlobe. | Wireless mic, monitor, and guitar system. Retractable antenna in top of head. With satellite access to web. |
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| A collection of hats from Monkish to Cowboy. | Sony VAIO Laptop complete with matching digital video camera. |
| Cool shades attached at the temples so they won't get lost. | Software: ProTools, Adobe Everything! |
| Assorted guitars. Electric and acoustic. | Care and feeding instructions. If thumb swells ice and SubQ DDAVP. |
| All fire wire, batteries, required for digital sound and video recording. | All daily medications needed for implants and mood. |
| P/T Cruiser set up for transportation to and from gigs. | Frequent upgrades and Maintenance required. |
| Check and credit card approval hardware and software. |
Tool FREE Number for Tech Support 24 hours / 7 Days / 364 Days. Monks Birthday OFF! Mother F'er! |
| Satellite hardware and software for phone and web communications. | Language translation software. |
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For more detailed info please consult all current FAD diet and heath books. Make sure that the author still lives! |
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| NO! Sugar, Chocolate, Mint, Meat, Dairy, Wheat, Caffeine, Coffee, Tea, Tap Water, Soda Pop, Ice Cream. | Frog Legs only consumed in the company of msc. |
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Copyright © Feb-04 Michael A. Chylinski aka Jomodad, Fullerton, California |